🥒 Ferment Like a Pro

The Real Food System for Crunchy Jars + Gut Wins

Soggy pickles? Moldy jars? Zero gut results?
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💥 Why Most Ferments Fail (and Yours Won’t)

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📘 What You’ll Learn

✅ How to ferment: cucumbers, tomatoes, kraut, garlic, watermelon, etc.
✅ Exact salt ratios that never fail
✅ How to get crunch, fizz, and no mold
✅ Why ferments go wrong (and how to fix it)
✅ How to use brines + ferments for daily gut health
✅ BONUS: Functional fermented remedies for digestion, energy, and immunity

🧂 What’s Inside Ferment Like a Pro

📕 47+ page guide, zero fluff
🥒 Brine cheat sheet for all jar sizes
🍋 Functional remedies with fermented lemon, garlic honey, and brine shots
🛠️ Gear guide with clickable links
📎 Printable batch tracker
🌶️ 10 Flavor Templates to upgrade any ferment
🚨 Troubleshooting rescue sheet
🎁 Bonus preserved lemon method + 2-Step sneak peek

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— David
@dish.by.david | dishbydavid.com